THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Drew, I feel like you’d appreciate this. If you need me, I’ll be over here fighting my gag reflex.
I’m a Technology editor on Tumblr, and it istaking all of my self-control to not promote this in Tech, for the lulz.
AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.
This is a ‘healthy snack.’
Its first ingredient is sugar.
The entire bar weighs 30 grams, and contains 12 grams of sugar, 20mg of cholesterol, and 2 grams of saturated fat.
This is not a healthy snack.
It’s barely even spring but the avocados at my farmers market have me thinking of summer this weekend - and a nice big bowl of guacamole. Click through for the best guacamole recipe this side of Mexico and let me know what YOU’RE cooking this weekend!
